February 2012
9 posts
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skuboglesby:
i really want arden to live somewhere
somebody in vermont please help arden
please give him a place to live
http://ardeb.tumblr.com that’s his tumblr please help him out please
he has like nowhere else to go
Seriously, if you can help this guy in any way, DO IT.
I have concluded that zombie babies are the LEAST scary variety of baby because they essentially remove the two scariest things about normal infants:
1. The possibility that you will accidentally kill or harm it.
2. The fact that in twenty or thirty years it will be perfectly poised to replace you.
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WARNING: D&D JOKE
You know, the more I think about it, the funnier “purple worm” is as a monster name.
For starters, it sounds like someone’s affectionate nickname for their dildo.
But more importantly, it implies that some explorer saw this…
…and when asked to describe it later, he just said, “It was purple.”
I think sports kidnapped my boyfriend.
Christ, how long has it been since I posted something original?
This blog was supposed to be about me sharing my creativity with the interwebs but now it’s just endless reblogs.
I need to get this place back in shape.
January 2012
45 posts
A pretty good Post about Aura's Wrath
a-terrible-name:
This is pretty interesting it basically goes into the mythological elements employed in Asura’s wrath as well as explaining why some of the more animu aspects are there.
Hell it actually explains WHY a lot of old Animu cliche’s got started. People over here always laugh at spikey glowing haired men bursting into explosive fire and doing crazy kung-fu. But if this is to be...
okay wait a second
criminallyincompetent:
Let me backtrack from being an idiot here and reblogging that Google post without actually reading the source and the official Google blog post.
Apparently, from what I’m seeing here, Gizmodo is trying to blow this way out of proportion.
The only changes Google is making to their Privacy Policy are those that combine the existing ones into a more concise blanket policy...
It's Official: Google Is Evil Now →
criminallyincompetent:
typette:
bluandorange:
seapeas:
okayla:
osailors:
bellafaim:
In a radical privacy policy shift, Google announced today that it will begin tracking users across all services—email, Search, YouTube and more—sharing information with no option to opt out. The change was announced in a blog post today, and will go into effect March 1.
I have GMail on my Nook...
One thing I’ve noticed is that a lot of opinionated Tumblr users aren’t quite as radical as they first appear. Sure, they’ll sometimes make a big post filled with sweeping generalizations stated as absolute fact. But if presented with an eloquent counterpoint, they’ll often respond with an addendum that clarifies their argument, explains their reasoning, and acknowledges...
aintasuperhero:
wow tumblr get your shit together
catbountry:
rubbyrubbishbin:
lorycannotsupinate:
Rick Santorum launches CUM: Conservatives Unite Moneybomb
nothingman:
menshevixen:
jessiphia:
nerdsarepeopletoo:
anedumacation:
notnadia:
joshsternberg:
Seriously.
No. NO. This can’t be real. It is real. Oh my God, it’s real.
this is the greatest day of my life.
…..I just….why.
AMERICA FUCK YEAH
Somewhere one of...
Finally saw Kung Fu Panda 2
and I’d say it’s actually better than the original, which is all you can ask of a sequel.
HOMESTUCK RUINED MY SEX LIFE
p. 46
Let’s destroy a blockbuster.
aimmyarrowshigh:
libanomancy:sour-idealist:dutchydoescoke:sanityscraps:abaldwin360:stringpicker:
abaldwin360:
Chris Dodd’s statements about the blackout yesterday got me thinking.
These huge media distributes got so big making money from us. Money we paid for the entertainment they distribute. Money they in turn are trying to use to influence laws that would censor our internet and...
What if I made a big ol’ post about the subtle differences between the characters of Joel Robinson and Mike Nelson
and maybe followed that up with a comparison between the Dr. Forrester/TV’s Frank duo and the Pearl/Bobo/Brain Guy trio?
Well I’m probably not gonna. I find it much easier to collect my thoughts about these things when I’m actually talking to someone. But...
shibagutshugs:
homestuck is probably best as a longass novel comic on the internet it honestly wouldn’t work in any other media
you gotta consider that kind of thing when you’re making something, it wouldn’t be the same as a book or a tv show or a movie because of the sheer volume of STUFF it has
it works best on the internet because you can cram all that stuff in and the people reading it can...
YouTube isn’t loading any of its videos for some unknown reason, grrrr.
SKYPE STILL DOESN’T WORK
AAUUUGH
SKYPE KEEPS CRASHING AFTER LIKE THREE SECONDS OF BEING OPEN
FUCK YOU SKYPE
nachobragers:
professsopr: hey sonny… do u believe in god?
student: yes
professor: but… u cannot see god
student:……..
professor: or taste him
either
student: ……………………………
professor: wheres your god now, haaaaaaaaha
student: *ahem* well, PORFESSOR, u should know yhou dont always be have to see a stuff to the know it exist be….
professor-: whatt…? *starts shaking*
student: case and point:...
everyone make sure to buy more girlscout cookies!! →
morbi:
wecansexy:
angerliz:
ushiromiya:
girlscouts are awesome
trigger warning for cissexism at the link
but yes, in case you were the sort of person who doesn’t buy girl scout cookies (in which case, what the hell they are delicious), you should definitely consider it to help fight this harmful and bigoted boycott effort.
help stop real bullshit here, y’all :/
i’m super proud to...
owlpellets:
batmanandsobbin:
asksamvimes:
==> Days in the future, but not many…
Your name is SAM VIMES, and you’re pretty sure this is WEIRD WIZARD SHIT.
You have had it up to here with WEIRD WIZARD SHIT.
And after you’ve finished living up to your family history of REGICIDE you are going to PUNCH EVERY SINGLE WIZARD.
KSDJGKLSDJGLKMDJJJSDLGKMSDLGJKSGKJSDGKLJSDG
...
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Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay And he was the wisest man I’ve ever known
Albus: Dad, you say this every time i tell you something. stop. just stop.
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A: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out
H: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew
A: Dad this response is really getting old
H: TWO HEADMASTERS
A: Yes, I get it two hea—
H: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN”
A: Da—”
H: THAT I EVER KNEW”
BRAVEST AND WISEST”
TWO OF THEM”
[UPDATE] Donations are open
ardeb:
ardeb:
I need help.
My family went back on their promise to help me pay for my plane ticket to see my boyfriend Chris, who lives in England, in March. I was counting on this - I’m unwell and not able to work and Chris is a busy full-time student working hard to earn his degree.
I don’t know what to do. Plane tickets from the US to the UK average around $700 - $900 USD. This trip means...
Designated Dungeon Master: HOLY FUCKING SHIT →
battymarionette:
doctorscience:
robotverve:
Adaptation of the zombie romance novel which made allusions to Romeo and Juliet. A young zombie wanders through the devastation of the apocalypse, craving human brains to get high on their memories. One female brain makes him fall in love with the…
The summary sounds a bit silly, but honestly, I’m interested (more in the book than in the...