Designated Dungeon Master



Ask me anything  
Reblogged from asksamvimes

owlpellets:

batmanandsobbin:

asksamvimes:

==> Days in the future, but not many…

Your name is SAM VIMES, and you’re pretty sure this is WEIRD WIZARD SHIT.

You have had it up to here with WEIRD WIZARD SHIT.

And after you’ve finished living up to your family history of REGICIDE you are going to PUNCH EVERY SINGLE WIZARD. 

KSDJGKLSDJGLKMDJJJSDLGKMSDLGJKSGKJSDGKLJSDG

omg

Oh look it’s EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED.

(via tigerpellets)

Notes

  1. averystrangeplace reblogged this from asksamvimes and added:
    despite not really knowing much about Homestuck this still makes me laugh way too hard.
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  3. aslanandhiseyebrows reblogged this from asksamvimes and added:
    I’ve decided it’s about time...was on my blog again.
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  6. downtoavenge reblogged this from asksamvimes and added:
    I still have no idea what...fuck Homestuck is,...this...
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  10. fiveandahalfminutes reblogged this from cyborgpaladin and added:
    the noise I just made is only hearable by dogs
  11. cyborgpaladin reblogged this from asksamvimes and added:
    THIS. IS. AMAZING.
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  14. derppool reblogged this from jumpingjacktrash and added:
    Bringing this back because it is the absolute best thing.
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  16. beepony reblogged this from jumpingjacktrash and added:
    HE’S GOING TO DO IT HE’S GOING TO PUNCH EVERY WIZARD STARTING WITH RINCEWIND that bastard
  17. myoldchina reblogged this from asksamvimes and added:
    a perfect combination...perfect things. (Go get ‘em Vimes! Kick that wizard/king behind!)
  18. craftwitch reblogged this from jumpingjacktrash and added:
    this needs to be on my blog again
  19. nebulia13 reblogged this from jumpingjacktrash and added:
    what. what. yes. FUCK. YES.
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  22. jumpingjacktrash reblogged this from asksamvimes and added:
    the most beautiful thing. i
  23. hardly-questionable reblogged this from asksamvimes and added:
    I don’t care if I reblogged these pictures out of order,...SO MUCH oh my god Vimes I am so...
  24. cameoappearance reblogged this from positivelymorbid and added:
    OH MY GOD THIS IS PERFECT I burst out laughing IRL, which hardly ever happens.
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