Designated Dungeon Master



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Reblogged from nachobragers

nachobragers:

professsopr: hey sonny… do u believe in god?

student: yes

professor: but… u cannot see god

student:……..

professor: or taste him

either

student: ……………………………

professor: wheres your god now, haaaaaaaaha

student: *ahem* well, PORFESSOR, u should know yhou dont always be have to see a stuff to the know it exist be….

professor-: whatt…? *starts shaking*

student: case and point: i cant see you’re’re brain, so by your logic, it doesn’t exist??

*the entire lecture hall bursts out in uproarious laughter*

professor: i understand now..

student: the important thing is to have faith

professor: amen to that!

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    but brains can be proven. We have faith in previous or proven observations, ones not based on cum hoc fallacies
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    now i see that atheism is a fools game!
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    wait a minute, shit you’re not supposed to be able to taste god? well this is awkward
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    i can smell god does that count
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    honestly surprised a coworker hasnt emailed this to me yet
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    The Atheist and the Bear An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. “What...
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