

Rick Santorum launches CUM: Conservatives Unite Moneybomb
Seriously.
No. NO. This can’t be real. It is real. Oh my God, it’s real.
this is the greatest day of my life.
…..I just….why.
AMERICA FUCK YEAH
Somewhere one of his advisers is laughing his ass off on the way to the unemployment line
I bet, because that has to be intentional, considering the “phrase” Conservatives United Moneyball doesn’t make sense. To me, anyway.
god i seriously expected that to lead to he-man singing 4 Non Blondes..
RICK SANTORUM NEVER STOPS DELIVERING THE LOLS.
Jon Stewart’s writers can just take the day off now.
it’s… I know...old, but it’s still damned funny. Does this fall under Poe’s Law?
omg is he trying to roll with the frothy lube thing or
*Buries his face in his hands* Ohhhh dear. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert don’t even need writers, the jokes make...
Has he GOOGLED his name????? Oh my god, this is classic.
I have a funny taste in my mouth over this.
I’ll still bash him to death
This just in: Rick Santorum becomes impossible to parody.
Well. This is just too much for me to swallow.