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Obama Gives Go-Ahead to Destroy Moon
WASHINGTON - President Obama has officially ordered the moon’s complete annihilation. When approached for comment, the White House said this controversial decision “reemphasizes this administration’s message to the United States - it addresses the concerns our people have regarding national debt.”
“People don’t seem to realize how many billions of dollars maintenance of the moon requires,” says Obama. “It would just be so much easier to get rid of it.”
Unsurprisingly, this development has caused outrage amongst environmentalists. “What do you think is going to happen to the tides,” says marine biologist Cynthia Goldberg. “The moon critically impacts all life on this planet. Without it, the Earth will be a drastic, most likely uninhabitable hunk of rock. I urge President Obama to reconsider.”
Regardless of the mass effort to halt this legislation, the moon is slated to be destroyed on February 18th, 2012.
w-wha
Wat.
I-is this guy stupid or something?
YEAH
LET’S DO IT
LET’S BLOW UP THE MOON
I support this.
How badly was I just trolled?
LMAO AHAHAHAHAAHAa…aha………
……..are people actually believing this please tell me they aren’t
I honestly support the destruction of the moon. Too many countries of insignificant religion and race benefit from high and low tides, and the destruction of the moon would provide a huge boost to our economy.
Oh come now, we all know the only reason he’s doing this is to keep Gingrich away from it.
I used to be opposed to destroying the moon, but that was BEFORE werewolves ate my cat.
(Source: Guardian)
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Guys, we’re on very thin ice, financially. If you aren’t willing to make sacrifices, you don’t really care about America...
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seems legit. see you later dude!
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NEVER SAVE THE MOON 2012
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all right this is starting to get on my nerves why do people keep assuming that the original poster is a right-wing...
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Don’t let the republicans who posted this fool you. The only thing Obama has done to the moon was call of the NASA moon...
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Wow. Some of you people on tumblr are just plain gullible. *sigh*
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Lol people make me laugh. That’s all I have to say about this.Ah, internet.
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the stupid in this post
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Son, they’re not blowing up the moon. I looked this up and they aren’t trying to destroy shit. Negros on the interwebs...
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I hope to God above that all these people’s responses are jokes. If not, WOW.
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